Ninja Tribe Rises: The Ninja Tribe Uprising is Here!
The Ninja Tribe Rises. The Ninja Tribe Uprising is here. Discover why smart small business owners are joining the movement – and how you can rise above the noise starting today. But you have to sign up for this free weekly strategic ritual.
Embrace “the Suck,” Rise Above Vanilla Marketing!
Are you fed up with:
- Wasting untold hours crafting content that gets zero clicks?
- One-size-fits-none advice from clueless gurus who’ve never built a business from scratch?
- Chasing meaningless TikTok trends and tweaking Canva templates that put your audience to sleep?
Most small business owners are tired of one more “motivational post” that never works. But have no solid plan of what to do about it.
But you’re not most small business owners, are you?
If you’re here, it means you felt something shift with ROI Ninjas Weekly Kicks Reloaded. So now? We rise.
Welcome to Ninja Tribe Uprising – the next evolution in how smart small biz warriors cut through the crap, get clear, and scale what actually works.
So What Is NTU?
Ninja Tribe Uprising (NTU) isn’t a newsletter. It’s not a course. And it sure as hell isn’t some recycled marketing-bro motivational vomit email with clipart and cliches.
However, it is a weekly marketing ritual, a strategy drop, and an underground movement. It is a raw, focused, action-first download from the front lines of small business marketing – served up fresh every Wednesday.
Delivered with bite. Built for rebels.
It’s built for:
- Entrepreneurs who are done with marketing-bros and guru fluff
- Solos and small teams who want scalable systems over empty slogans
- Operators who want clarity without the burnout
NTU is a weekly strategy session. It’s insight. A small business direction-finder. Also, it’s your weekly “kick in the arse” to stop chasing squirrels (and bullshit) and make shit happen! In summary, it’s the difference between guessing what might work and knowing what to do next.
Already inside ROI Ninjas CRM? Registered for one of our webinars or workshops before? Check your spam folder, you should already be getting it.
Want more details and examples? Check out our recently revised and updated article, Small Business Marketing Strategies.
Why We “Killed” ROI Ninjas Weekly Kicks
Because it evolved.
Weekly Kicks was the warm-up. A proof of concept. A reawakening.
But it wasn’t enough.
What came out of it was something deeper: community, accountability, momentum, and an overwhelming hunger for real results (truth) without the BS. Because we’ve all been there, wondering why the advice we followed didn’t convert. NTU was born to cut through that noise.
Ninja Tribe Uprising is that next-level truth.
This isn’t the usual crap about clicks and content. It’s so much deeper than that. But it is about building your movement. A movement of small business owners, for small business owners, by small business owners!
Also, we built the CRM to track and trigger real engagement, not just click-throughs. But we didn’t just tweak GoHighLevel, slap a label on it, and call it ROI Ninjas CRM. We USE IT every day in our business, so we can share more ways that YOU can leverage it. Check out the ROI Ninjas CRM Benefits.
Check out our recently revised article, ROI Ninjas Weekly Kicks Reloaded, for more details.
Ninja Tribe Rises: This Ain’t No Stinkin’ Funnel
But it is a fire.
NTU doesn’t ask you to “join the list.” It asks you to join the fight!
The fight for:
- Real business strategy
- Marketing (and advertising) that actually works
- And a tribe of small business leaders who lift each other while staying lethal
We don’t coddle the weak or run bro-fueled cry-fest retreats. We train warriors.
Rub some dirt on it, cupcake, you’ll survive.
And every Wednesday, you get a double shot of actionable battle plans. Straight up, not on the rocks, or watered-down.
Additionally, if you’re sick of the rigid funnels, wait until you see what we’re about to unleash on the world of bro-funnels. So if you’re already asking what the hell comes after this… stay tuned. The Anti-Funnel Funnel is coming!
You’re Already In There Like Swimwear…
Or you’re about to be!
As we stated above, if you’re already inside of ROI Ninjas CRM, registered for a workshop, or showed up for a live Q&A, chances are, you’re already getting NTU. Check your spam folder if not.
For example, any of these live events in Train Your Brain.
If none of the above applies to you?
You can fix that right now. Because you’re missing out on the one thing most business owners never get from a funnel: clarity.
Ninja Tribe Rises: Are You In?
There are three kinds of people in this world. Ones who make stuff happen, ones who just let stuff happen, and ones who sit on the sidelines, wondering what the hell just happened. Which one are you?
This is YOUR move. Right here, right now:
>>> Join NTU here – it’s free, it’s weekly, and it’s brutally effective.
You don’t need more fluff. But you do need more fire. Thousands of emails are ignored every week. NTU is the one your business will feel every hit it hits.
The Ninja Tribe Rises. And we’ve got your back!
If you’re still on the fence, go read about ROI Ninjas CRM and what makes our platform different.
Finally, if you’re still wondering if this tribe is for you, here’s the truth: the only people who regret joining are the ones who didn’t do it sooner. You do the math…
