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At C E Snyder Marketing LLC, we specialize in driving success for small businesses in South-Central PA (and a few other places around the world). Whether you have questions, need guidance, or want to explore how we can help you grow, we’re here for you.
But This Form Isn’t for Everyone
If you’re cold-pitching (spamming) generic services or scraping contact info to sell us something… don’t waste your time. In 25+ years of being a business owner I have NEVER bought a single damn thing off of a telemarketer. And I never will!
We built this agency and ROI Ninjas CRM to help small businesses grow, not fund your amateur side-hustle.
In 30+ years as a firefighter, I never once saw a telemarketer save a life. They’re about as handy as a trap door in a canoe… and twice as fucking useless.

If you’re serious about growth, we’re here to help. If you’re here to sell crap… don’t bother hitting send.
C E Snyder Marketing LLC & ROI Ninjas Headquarters
2555 Rosstown Road
Wellsville, PA 17365
Monday – Friday, 9:00 am – 6:00 pm
Call Us:
- Business: 717.229.0557
- Toll Free: 855.906.2117
- Leave a message – we screen ALL calls except from current clients. No message, no return calls. Simple as that.
- No, we’re not buying your bullshit over the phone either, stupid!
Why We Are Not a Fit:
- You’re just looking for the cheapest option – not here, cupcake.
- You want “more traffic” but have no clue why
- You’re cold-emailing to sell us crap – still ain’t happening, stupid!
- You’re allergic to following advice from experts or have marketing advisors who work as secretaries, truck drivers, or nail techs.
- You have million-dollar yacht dreams and no budget – good luck with that…
But We Are a Fit If:
- Serious about scaling!
- You want strategies that actually work!
- You’re ready to stop wasting time and listen!
- Also, you’re at least vaguely teachable
- You have a monthly marketing budget larger than most people’s IQ to invest in your biz!
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Performance-Based Sales
Join C E Snyder Marketing LLC as a commission-only sales representative and unlock your earning potential! Represent a world-class marketing agency and connect businesses with innovative solutions that drive growth. With no limits on commissions, your success is entirely in your hands – and for the right shark, there will be future opportunities for growth and promotion!
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Marketing Associate
Bring your creativity to life! In this role, you’ll manage client accounts, create engaging social media content, and deliver VIP-level customer service. From reporting to building strong client relationships, you’ll play a vital role in driving success. With opportunities to grow and collaboration, this position is perfect for someone who loves marketing and making an impact!
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