Charles Snyder Raw #77 – Windows 7 Update Problem. So right before I leave to go on deployment, I run a bunch of updates on my laptop. I just wanted to make sure everything was up to date. Since all of the updates finished, I rebooted and now it is saying that my copy of Windows is pirated. Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot Microsoft!!! Since I have owned this laptop I also bought a new OEM disc and license key to go along with it. Last but not least, it’s the very same Windows 7 key that has been activated on the laptop for nearly 3 years now! Billy Gates can kiss my ass!